In complete disregard to last week’s hydrometeors as well as this week’s meteorological indicators we shall yet again endeavour to precipitate ourselves into traffic in the hope of no taxi precipitating across our path while we pass, as well as preferably not crossing any isohyets which would precipitate a sudden end to the frolics. Despite the precipitousness of the lead precipitator (go figure) we recommend that no participant skate in a precipitous manner, as this might lead to precipitous contact with the tarmac and subsequent undesirable effects. Please be prepared for precipitous deceleration at any moment, and we would recommend that the precipitate which notices issues with fitness or technique will abscond at Half Time (near Chalk Farm tube) before we precipitously throw ourselves down a veritable precipice. We thoroughly hope that the weather call won’t be made precipitately, as this could entail getting rained on. No, we don’t understand it either.

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