Ready to ‘Mwah ha ha haaa!’?


October 26, 2011

Halloween Skate 2011 kicks off this Saturday 29th of October 2011.

We would say ‘fingers crossed for the weather’ on Saturday, but such wishy-washy good natured sentiment-driven goodwill seems somehow so completely inappropriate for the event in hand. Therefore: ‘severed fingers of a hapless gumbie run over by a cab and mauled by rabid street dogs framed with a pentacle of skate-instructor chalk and laid out in a smeared bloody cross upon the Serpentine … for the weather!’

There. That’s more like it.

Mwah aha hahahha haaa ahaa haaaa haaaa ahaaaaaa!! AHHHH HAA HAAA AHHAA HAAAA HAAAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAA!!! AHAAAAAAAHHHHHA HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

http://www.lfns.co.uk/halloween-skate-2011-page/

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