Ready to ‘Mwah ha ha haaa!’?
October 26, 2011
We would say ‘fingers crossed for the weather’ on Saturday, but such wishy-washy good natured sentiment-driven goodwill seems somehow so completely inappropriate for the event in hand. Therefore: ‘severed fingers of a hapless gumbie run over by a cab and mauled by rabid street dogs framed with a pentacle of skate-instructor chalk and laid out in a smeared bloody cross upon the Serpentine … for the weather!’
There. That’s more like it.
Mwah aha hahahha haaa ahaa haaaa haaaa ahaaaaaa!! AHHHH HAA HAAA AHHAA HAAAA HAAAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAA!!! AHAAAAAAAHHHHHA HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!