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From: Week on Wheels <wow /at/ lfns.co.uk>
Subject: [wow] Weak humour on Wheels: Best of London, First of Derby
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:16:38 +0100


* Bridging the Town, Best of London, Mystery Stroll
* Carnival Skate
* London Inline Marathon
* Rhine on Skates
* RollerDerby


== THIS WEEK ==

TONIGHT'S LONDONSKATE will be the third attempt to Bridge the
Town. Strangely some of the roads that couldn't be used previously
have now been resurfaced. Watch out for the FireBrox tonight.


This FRIDAY, let us show you the 'BEST OF LONDON': through
Theatreland, the barlife of Covent Garden, the swords of justice at
Lincoln's Inn Fields, then St Paul's Cathedral and 'The Gherkin'. We
leave the City and cruise beside the river Thames before crossing over
Waterloo Bridge to the London Eye. Our final stretch takes you past
the seat of Government in Whitehall and Parliament Square, to
Buckingham Palace and our run back to Hyde Park via Piccadilly. This
is a moderate-paced skate throughout (there's no fast black run this
week), so an ideal skate if it's your first LFNS.

                            http://www.lfns.co.uk/route.php/20070831

Bank Holidays - they're great until you realise that all your
deadlines come one day earlier in the working week. And that's just as
true for Lead Marshals. So the SUNDAY STROLL particulars remain a
mystery. But sometime between you reading this and 2.00 Sunday
somebody will have stepped forward to lead the Stroll. We just don't
know who or where they're going. All we can tell you is that with all
the speedy marshals away at LIM (see below), it will be a relaxed
affair. Bring a friend who hasn't done a street skate before.

                            http://www.lfns.co.uk/route.php/20070902

== LAST WEEK ==

Two skates for the price of none! On this most August of public
holiday weekends, the British summer held off long enough to get a
LONDON FRIDAY NIGHT SKATE to the City Road and back, and a SUNDAY
STROLL all the way to Kew. But not back - at 12 miles we thought it
was long enough already.

- "One way strolls suck"
- "Awesome skate yesterday, more of the 12 milers please!"

A cross-section of the feedback we had (and more is always
welcome). As they say, you can please all of the people some of the
time, or ...

                           http://www.lfns.co.uk/route.php/20070826/1

And those taking advantage of our special 'Two Free Skates' offer
could have got an extra CARNIVAL SKATE thrown in free. The by now
traditional prelude to the Notting Hill Carnival started with a
miracle: over 30 skaters were out of bed by 11:00 on a Sunday
morning. Asha, who organised the event, arrived without her trademark
silver helmet but in something skimpy, silvery and appropriately
carnivalish to start the proceedings. Regrettably few of the others
had made the effort (boys: a Hawaiian shirt does not, on its own,
constitute carnival dress) but at least they threw themselves into
their skating. With the roads closed off for the parade, everyone
could take advantage of the smooth surfaces while the crowd waiting
for the start of the carnival cheered them on. A few brave souls also
had great fun bombing it down one of the hills at top speed. After two
and a half laps, the floats started coming out and we were forced to
finish up in one of the local watering holes. Look out for it next year.


== MORE STUFF TO DO ON WHEELS THIS WEEK ==

Don't forget: this Sunday is the London Inline Marathon. This year
there's a new venue (the Hillingdon Cycle Circuit off the A312) with
shiny facilities and (more important) FEWER HILLS. So those of you who
fancy a marathon but don't want to travel have your chance to show a
home crowd what you can do. (And you're that much closer to the Vic if
it all goes horribly wrong.)

You can register on the day so take a helmet (don't even think about
it - they're compulsory) and something with wheels on and give £30
(and a refundable tenner for a race chip) to the nice people at the
registration desk anytime from 10.30 am.

Lycra optional but apparently there'll be a lot of it about.

                                 http://www.londoninlinemarathon.com/

== EVEN MORE WEIRD SKATING STUFF FROM LAST WEEK ==

If one London Friday Night Skate is fun, then six must be even
better. Right?

This is (I guess) the logic behind skating the Rhine on Skates. This
annual trip forty miles down the Rhine and then forty miles up the
other side comes in at just a little more than six Friday Night Skates
placed end to end. Put that way, it really doesn't sound so far.

Rhine on Skates is an organised street skate along the roads of the
Rhine valley, an area of stunning natural beauty with castles perched
on every crag. Marshals block side roads and shout at you to stay on
the right side of the road, much as in London (though, this being
Germany, everyone does what the marshals tell them). The marshals are
backed up by motorcycle police and police and ambulances take care of
security and safety. There are regular breaks with food and water
provided. There's even a bus at the back for those who fall by the
wayside. The whole thing is a model of Teutonic efficiency, which
means that all you have to think about is skating and the view.

The roads are smooth, the views spectacular and (this year at least)
the sun is unremitting. You soon realise that the secret is to find a
pace line, turn off your brain and just skate. As the day passes and
vineyards change to forest and forest to village and then back to
vineyards and more and more castles, your mood moves between
exhaustion and self-reproach (why on earth did I come on this?) and
the sheer lunatic thrill of speeding down the occasional hills with
literally thousands of others on the world's longest street skate. In
the villages, the streets are lined with bewildered but applauding
spectators; above, the occasional eagle looks very confused.

The skate starts at 9.30am and we arrive back, just a short ferry trip
across the river from our start point, eleven hours later. We're
hungry, sweaty and so tired we can barely move but, sitting beside the
Rhine sipping a German beer and eating as if we hadn't seen food for a
week, we can't wait to come back.

                            http://www.rhine-on-skates.de/fotos.html
                     

It's only six LFNSs. See you next year.


== AND SOME VERY WEIRD STUFF THAT'S COMING UP ==

Women wrestling in mud all a bit passé? Want something that involves
girls, violence AND skates? And that claims to be feminist (and was
written up in the 'Guardian' so that must be true)?

What you want is tickets to London's first RollerDerby - Saturday,
September 8th at 4:00 pm. Tottenham Green Leisure Centre will host an
afternoon of girls in inappropriate clothing beating seven bells out
of each other on skates. There are rules but they're complicated and
if it's anything like hockey no one will pay any attention to them
anyway. But apparently it's all very empowering. (The Spice Girls have
got a lot to answer for.)

So if you'd like to support the Sisters on their first big night (or
if you just like looking at "scary, glamorous punk rock tattooed
girls" - their quote, not ours) tickets are £7 from
tickets@londonrollergirls.com.

                                        http://londonrollergirls.com/

== THE NOT AT ALL WEIRD BIT ==

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