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From: Week on Wheels <wow /at/ lfns.co.uk>
Subject: [wow] Week in Wellies
Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:21:45 +0000

=== THIS WEEK ===

FRIDAY - CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

We aim to warm up for Christmas with a run around some of the best
lights in London. Lead marshal Edd will take the London Friday Night
Skate to Bond Street, then Regents Street and downhill onto Marylebone
High Street before winding our way around and through Oxford Street. A
few mews later and we'll emerge on the far side of Edgware Road before
taking the back roads to Notting Hill for half time.

After a trendy break by the 'Hill, we'll head down to Church Street
for a glimpse of the Hyde Park Winter Festival before plunging at
breakneck speed down to Victoria and the ever so smooth Victoria
Street, around Westminster and up to Trafalgar Square where the lights
are on the Christmas tree. After a last plunge down Haymarket and
Green Park we'll arrive slightly warmer than ever before at Hyde Park.

http://www.lfns.co.uk/route.php/20071206

SUNDAY - MUTINY IN SOUTH LONDON

Serpentine Road may be clogged up with ice skaters, but this week lead
marshal Roggie will be taking the Sunday Stroll on a set of serpentine
roads of his own. After navigating south via Horseferrarri Road and
Lamborghini Bridge, the 10 mile route will pass a house once occupied
by Captain Bligh, famous for being on the wrong end of the mutiny on
the Bounty. Skaters and scurvy sea dogs alike will then be cast
adrift, heading north of the river to spend half time at Exmouth
Market. The run home includes a lovely downhill somewhere near Kings
Cross.

http://Roger-LFNS-DTPM

=== LAST WEEK ===

It is said that every cloud has a silver lining, and with the last
London Friday Night Skate and Sunday Stroll both canceled due to
delineation issues between Controller Ocean and the Sergeant
Stratosphere, we can only say howdy McCloudy for giving London's roads
a thoroughly good wash, followed by a remarkably good rinse, before a
visit from the mother of all douches.

== NARS TO SEE YOU ==

The National Association of Recreational Skaters (presently somewhat,
ahem, nars-cent) is being set up to help recreational skating. It
hopes to do things like find halls for people to skate in, help people
set up their own local skate clubs, and to represent the voice of the
recreational skater at national level in the UK.

The association will be officially formed at a meeting later this
month, but the real kickoff will be late January/early February at a
general meeting where elections will be held for the Board posts. If
you're interested in knowing what's going on and volunteering your
time/expertise to help get
it running, please register for the forum and have a look around.

http://www.nars.org.uk/forum/

=== MARTY'S CONE DODGING COURSE ===

For those people who are interested. One of our Marshals - Marty -
will be teaching cone dodging on the weekend of the 12th & 13th of
January. Capitalising on his TV appearance earlier this year, the
course will cost £1299 for the weekend, but we feel as this is
indirectly linked to his skills as a speed slalomist, you might be
interested to train with a Television Pro.

If, however, you've actually seen him skate through cones with all the
grace of Ls-Mike's favourite Pigeon, you might be interested in
attending Naomi Grigg's professional, and affordable slalom workshop
on the same weekend instead. This SkateFreestyle slalom workshop will
take place in Hyde Park. It's cost is £60 for the 6 hour workshop. 3
hours each day covers the basics of slalom, along with a few freestyle
tricks, such as the Mabrouk, Crazy and the Sun.

=== LSFC ===

On Saturday 5th January between 1pm-2pm, the LondonSkaters Freestyle
Club again opens its coaching session for free to non members. This
time, for total slalom beginners. Simply turn up at the Beach (west
end of Serpentine Road). If you like the idea of slalom, and how it
can improve your skating, but are nervous about giving it a go, this
is for you! Naomi Grigg will be covering how to do snake and
crisscross, and if you can handle that, then backward snake and
backward crisscross. We promise nothing more advanced!

=== SKATING BACKWARDS ===

A belated congratulations to Zoe, who completed her first London
Friday Night Skate on November 23, the night that Markus led the skate
to Nine Elms. Although WoW has spies everywhere, predictably they were
all too drunk to remember much of what Zoe actually said. Not that we
ever let a little thing like the truth stand in the way of a good
story. "The route was amazing, and I'm particularly pleased that I
completed my first LFNS skating all the way backwards on one foot,"
said Zoe with a charming glint in her only eye. Well done indeed,
congratulations Zoe!

=== CHICAGO - A REPORT FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT ===

Well it looked like the weather in London was not totally co-operative
the last weekend but where London had the usual rain, Chicago
experience its first heavy snowfall. Though not to be put off by the
severe weather, your correspondent, who is currently in the Chicago
area, decided that skating in the snow would be fun. Fortunately there
is a free ice skating rink (you only pay for skate hire) in Chicago's
Millennium Park. Given that the snow was falling quite thick, the ice
was not super smooth and the zamboni had to come out sooner than
expected. In spite of the wet cloths, your correspondent left the ice
rink after a fun skate in the snow.

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